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Breaking News! Gnome Spotted Going on Winged Flight

This just in. As leads come in to Gnome Location Headquarters, about Nestor, who was reported missing on September 6th, has reportedly been seen in a cab on the way to the airport. The driver, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated that Nestor was "a great tipper and didn't let on to where he was heading."

We do, however, have photos of recent spottings of "somegnome" that fits Nestor's description out in Las Vegas and reports of a gnome getting a little snippy at a black jack dealer. Keep an eye out for the roaming gnome.

If you, or anyone you know, can help identify the whereabouts of Nestor, please contact Gnome Location Headquarters ASAP.

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